You have the emotional range of a teaspoon

t-angy:

i want to be 18 but also want to be 8

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

I’m at school and just listened to seven people’s freaking life stories and later im going to eat a sacked lunch and go on a trip for like 2 hours

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

officialunitedstates:

'unlimited buffet' but what they dont tell you is you cant dress up like santa and put all the food in the bag you lug around without them throwing a fit

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

hersapphicexcellence:

hersapphicexcellence:

It’s 4/14/14

It’s an ABAB pattern
It’s a palindrome
If you add the digits it adds to 14

This makes me so happy

yourstwhorey:

this is the only photo set that matters

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

Pichu Pokeball